bunsen:

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

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jhenne-bean:

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

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setheverman:

fefbutts:

homestuckorbust:

Has anyone noticed that July, August, September, October, and November’s initials spell the name Jason?

what do we do with this information

Then a D for December, it’s obvious? Just Jason Derulo having a shout out to himself in the actual calendar.

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